Here is the revised newsletter. Is it funny? Is it bipartisan? Is it offensive? What are your thoughts?
A major election is just four Tuesdays away, and with both parties talking about change, now is a good time to change your wardrobe. And stock up on Lutheran T-shirts. At Old Lutheran, we are calling for Lutheran Pride Tuesdays. Wear a Lutheran T-shirt every Tuesday between now and election day. Talk to all your friends, order together and save. Our quantity pricing makes changing the whole neighborhood affordable and fun. Together we can change the Lutheran church one T-shirt at a time!
Top 10 reasons to Change your T-shirt
There's no debate that Old Lutheran T-shirts are fun to wear.
People prefer that our T-shirts are lack experience. Every shirt is brand new!
Why put lipstick on a pig when it would rather wear a T-shirt?
Be a Maverick Like Luther and wear one of these shirts.
We change our shirts more often than the menu changes at our Pot-Luck Dinners.
Red states and blue states agree on one thing: Old Lutheran!
Unlike political shirts, these shirts can be worn after the election!
T-shirts to match every hymn book. Red, Black, Green, Blue and Maroon.
You can put lipstick on a T-shirt but it is still a T-shirt.
We have the experience we need to get these shirts to you because we can see our warehouse from our desks.