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Old Lutheran Humor

Ole & Lena Jokes
With special guests Lars & Sven...

Church Bulletin Bloopers
Real bloopers from real church bulletins...

You Might Be a Lutheran If...
This is most certainly true...

Oh Lutefisk
To the tune of "OTannunbaum..."

Lutefisk and Yams
Scandahoovian version of Green Eggs and Ham...

The Lefse Song
Uff da is all you can say to dis one...

'Twas Da Night Before Christmas
Yust like you remember (kind of)...

The Reformation Polka
Strike up the Oom Pah Band and dance along...

Norwegian Intellect
Norwegians are such a smart bunch...

The Lutheran Party
We've got the Republicans & Democrats, why not the Lutherans?

God's Billboards
From an anonymous source in FL or TX...

Ode to Jello
A poem about an Old Lutheran favorite!

On the (Alleged) Nutritional Value of Lutefisk
Here is someone who just doesn't understand...

Lutefisk Lament
As Boone & Erickson used to play on WCCO radio in Minneapolis...

The meaning of UFF DA
For those of you who don't understand, here is the best we can do...

Thoughts on a Delicacy
Some thoughts on your favorite fish...

A Lutheran Primer
Here's a little intro into Luther's life...

No Excuse Sunday for Church Members
To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday...

The Preacher's Lament
This is what your pastor really thinks...

Hymns for the Aging
A little humor for those of us who are getting older...

Signs on Church Property
Actual messages on church signs...

Funny Isn't It?
Funny but serious too...

Church Funnies
Little bits and pieces from church life...

Reformation Day Ideas
Ideas for your very own Reformation Day celebration...

Reformation Carol
By Anne & Tom Lipe of Damascus, MD

Reformation Skit

Katie Luther Monologue

Martin the German
Chris P. Matthy (to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")