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This newsletter will be
best if read out-loud with your best announcer
voice.
On October
31, 1517, Martin Luther Cranked out his famous 95
Theses and nailed them to the Castle Church Door in
Wittenberg, Germany. This action wound up getting
Luther kicked out of the catholic church. Luther's
followers, quickly sprang into action and started
the Lutheran church.
Now, from the makers of the
Martin Luther Bobble
Head Doll and the famous
Lutheran Chick Mug, Old
Lutheran is proud (but not too proud) to offer for
the first time The
Martin Luther Wind Up Action
Doll.
This offer is available to the general public
exclusively at Old Lutheran dot com
[www.oldlutheran.com]
For a limited time, these collector toys will be
available for $9.95 a piece. As a special first time
offer, they are also available 3 for $25.00 or get a
remarkable 10 dolls for only $75.00. Be the first
one on your block, or town, or state, or
denomination to own your very own
Martin Luther Wind
Up Action Doll.
(This next part should be
read really fast)
This offer is not available in stores. Not suitable
for small children. Use of this product may cause
un-Lutheran like glee and excitement. Consult your
pastor immediately if using this product causes you
to want to give your life to the church.
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