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REV Energy: Sermon
Survival Drink
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Are you worried about staying awake
in church the week after Easter? We know that by the
time Easter weekend is over, the average Lutheran
will have heard approximately 3.7 sermons (the
number listened to is a different matter). Given the
fact that Easter Sunday is arguably a high point in
the Christian church year, what is left for next
Sunday? We have the solution for any Sunday you
aren't exactly sure how you are going to make it
through one more sermon.
Whether you are sitting in the pew or preparing to
preach,
REV the Energy Drink is for you. REV is loaded
with sugar, caffeine and other sermon-enhancing
ingredients like glucuronolactone and inositol. If
you are preaching, drink one can before church and
your sermon is guaranteed not to drag. But just in
case, keep an extra can in the pulpit. Each can
includes recommended dosages for listening to,
writing or giving a sermon. Place your order today
for
REV Energy Drink--just in time for the 1st
Sunday after Easter.
NOTICE:
Please use this and other Old Lutheran products in
moderation. |
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Left Behind #16
The 16th and final Left Behind book hit the shelves
this week. We realized that we forgot to place our
order so instead of being Left Behind, we are
re-launching our "Left
Behind" shorts. If you are afraid that these may
be the last shorts you order, we encourage you to
order 2 pair in case one accidentally gets "Left
Behind" at the gym. In case you don't want to
come up short in the end, our "Left Behind" shorts
also come in sweat pants which of course are not
shorts.
To avoid confusion make sure the tag is in the back
so the "Left
Behind" is on the "Left Behind." (That should give you some idea of
where the "Left Behind" is printed). |
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Three Ways To Place Your Order
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1)
www.oldlutheran.com
2) Toll Free: 1-877-OLD-LUTH (1-877-653-5884)
3) Fax: 218-287-8005
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Old Lutheran
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2310 4th Avenue North
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Moorhead, MN 56560
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E-mail:
customerservice@oldlutheran.com
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Local Phone:
218-236-1224
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Phone Toll Free:
1-877-653-5884
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Fax:
218-287-8005
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