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Quantity Discounts on Luther!   Gather all your Lutheran friends and save big on the DVD and VHS versions of Luther the movie. Luther the movie will be available on DVD and VHS beginning November 30th. For a limited time, Old Lutheran is offering both versions at substantial discounts if ordered in quantities of 6 or more. Regular price is $25.95 for the DVD and $19.95 for the VHS.  The sale price is $19.95 for the DVD and $15.36 for the VHS. Since most of the people that you can see from "your pew" on Sunday are going to buy the movie anyway, be a hero and help them all save money. Click here to download the quantity discount poster and start collecting names.   Order on-line or by phone. Unlike the reformation, these prices won't last forever so act fast. Pre-order your copies today and we will ship them on November 30.   Luther Copyright © 2003 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc. All Rights Reserved. The Twelve Days of Luther   November 10th marks Martin Luther's 521st Birthday. In honor of this great day, Old Lutheran will be celebrating for 12 days straight. Beginning on October 31st, Reformation Day 2004, we will have 12 days of sales. Every day there will be a new sale. Check www.oldlutheran.com each day to find out what that days sale is. We will offer buy one get one free, special prices on quality merchandise and discounts of up to 50% off. Don’t miss The 12 Days of Luther, beginning Reformation Day 2004.   Luther’s Toilet Un-earthed According to an article on the BBC website, archaeologists in Germany say they may have found the lavatory where Martin Luther launched the Reformation of the Christian church in the 16th Century. The stone room is in a newly-unearthed annex to Luther's house in Wittenberg. Luther is quoted as saying he was "in cloaca", or in the sewer, when he was inspired to argue that salvation is granted because of faith, not deeds. The scholar suffered from constipation and spent many hours in contemplation on the toilet seat. According to Dr Martin Treu, a theologian and Luther expert based in Wittenberg, future visitors to Wittenberg's Martin Luther museum will be able to view the new find. However, structural concerns mean they will not be free to test its qualities as a toilet. See the whole story here. Before going to visit this 500 year old toilet, we suggest you order some Wash Away Your Sins Air Freshener perfect for covering up even the greatest of sins.     Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Trick or Treat 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You forget why you are knocking on the door. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 6. When someone drops a candy in your bag you lose your balance. 5. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask. 4. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger with a walker. 1. You keep having to go home to pee.    Free Shipping   Old Lutheran now offers free shipping on orders of $75.00 or more. Once your shopping basket total is over $75 select the free shipping option when you check out. Please see our shipping policy for details.   Three Ways To Place Your Order    Online: www.oldlutheran.com  Toll Free: 1-877-OLD-LUTH (1-877-653-5884)  Fax: 218-287-8005

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Old Lutheran
2310 4th Avenue North
Moorhead, MN 56560
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Phone Toll Free: 1-877-OLD-LUTH (1-877-653-5884)
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