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UFF DA IS:
- trying to dance the polka to rock and roll music
- losing your wad of gum in the chicken yard
- having Swedish meat balls at a lutefisk supper
- spending two hours cleaning up my room and my mom says
'Uff Da'
- walking downtown and then wondering what you wanted
- arriving late at a lutefisk supper and getting served
minced ham instead
- looking in the mirror and discovering you're not getting
better, just older
- trying to pour two buckets of manure into one bucket
- having a mouse crawl up your leg when you're on a hayload
- eating hot soup when you've got a runny nose
- getting out of bed in the morning with a backache
- getting swished in the face with a cow's wet tail
- waking yourself up in church with your own snoring
- forgetting your mother-in-law's first name
- when two steady girl friends find out about each other
- noticing non-Norwegians at a church dinner using lefse for
a napkin
- eating a delicious sandwich and then discovering the
spread is cat food
- sneezing so hard your false teeth end up in the bread
plate
- NOT being Lutheran
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