If I could eat Jell-O all day long,
I’d be a happy guy.
Living on Jell-O can't be wrong,
And without it I would cry.

I’d like to eat Jell-O throughout the day,
Over studying and straining my neck.
I’d like to get Jell-O as my pay,
Instead of a boring paycheck.

Jell-O has many forms-I love them all
Especially when topped with cool-whip.
It can be made right at home or bought at the mall,
And there’s a recipe for jalepeno Jell-O chip dip.

I could eat Jell-O throughout the night,
I think Jell-O was in Mom’s womb.
A world with no Jell-O- there’s a fright.
That would bring imminent doom.

They say Vitamins are what you need,
If you don’t want to die.
Since Jell-O has few, I’m in trouble indeed,
And I wanted to say good-bye.

As I lay here, on my death bed,
I am a happy dude.
"Why?" you ask-"are you screwed in the head?"
Nope, Jell-O is Hospital food.