Ode to Jello

	Ode to Jello
	By Vance Lassey
	If I could eat Jell-O all day long, I’d be a happy guy. Living on Jell-O can't be wrong, And without it I would cry. I’d like to eat Jell-O throughout the day, Over studying and straining my neck. I’d like to get Jell-O as my pay, Instead of a boring paycheck. Jell-O has many forms-I love them all Especially when topped with cool-whip. It can be made right at home or bought at the mall, And there’s a recipe for jalepeno Jell-O chip dip. I could eat Jell-O throughout the night, I think Jell-O was in Mom’s womb. A world with no Jell-O- there’s a fright. That would bring imminent doom. They say Vitamins are what you need, If you don’t want to die. Since Jell-O has few, I’m in trouble indeed, And I wanted to say good-bye. As I lay here, on my death bed, I am a happy dude. "Why?" you ask-"are you screwed in the head?" Nope, Jell-O is Hospital food.	Vant more funny stuff? Try dis book...