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Old Lutheran Humor On the (Alleged) Nutritional Value of Lutefisk By Mr. H. Nareid As all enlightened Norwegians (there's not many, unfortunately) now know, lutefisk *is* actually a toxic waste substance which has been devoured by unsuspecting innocent Lutherans (ignore the contradiction, please) for centuries. Since our revered (I actually managed to keep sarcasm out of that adjective -- not easy) prime minister Dr. Med Gro Harlem Brundtland is trying to achieve international fame through environmental activism, it is particularly embarrasing that thousands of Lutherans at home and abroad (particularly in the Seattle area) are tricked into believing that a vile toxic waste substance (lutefisk) is fit for human consumption. I would like to advise the North American Lutheran Party to remove any reference to lutefisk from its political platform (not that it will make any difference to its political support). Sincerely, Mr. H. Nareid |
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