God's Billboards

	God's Billboards
	From an annonymous source in FL or TX...
	1. Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -- God 2. C'mon over and bring the kids. -- God 3. What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -- God 4. We need to talk. -- God 5. Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -- God 6. Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -- God 7. That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing ... I meant it. -- God 8. I love you, I love you, I love you. -- God 9. Will the road you're on get you to my place? -- God 10. Follow me. -- God 11. Big Bang Theory? You've got to be kidding. -- God 12. My way is the highway. -- God 13. Need directions? -- God 14. You think it's hot here? -- God 15. Tell the kids I love them. -- God 16. Need a marriage counselor? I'm available. -- God 17. Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -- God 18. Do you have any idea where you're going? -- God	Vant more funny stuff? Try dis book...