Dear Friend,   Welcome to the Old Lutheran Gift Shop. I would personally like to thank you for coming. You know, I've been a household name for nearly 500 years and I have yet to come across a line of products quite like these. Old Lutheran merchandise, although mocking me for my age, is a fine line of merchandise. You will surely be satisfied with the products you select. In fact, I'm so certain that you will be satisfied that I guarantee your satisfaction. Wear Boldly!